Hello!
Sometimes, I feel the random word generators I use forget about the chaos they are supposed to be subjected to and just push trope offerings directly into my brain instead.
Today I thought I’d share two crime poems I was ‘handed’ over the last week or so:

Fuss Rung Excavate Evolutionary Cemetery Choke Position Slab Demonstrator
Now, don’t make a fuss:
I’ve already rung and asked them to excavate
That revolutionary new build
I am quite sure you are also using
As a makeshift cemetery.
Did you think it’d really work?
That you could lure me here,
Choke my last breath from me,
And just position me under another slab
Like it appears you did to every other demonstrator of integrity
That ever complicated your plans…?

Sharp Pistol Electric Block Diplomat Circle Tiny Sink Limousine
The sharp pain said:
“Ouch! Pistol-whipped head!!”
I did not attack
Cos the world went black.
Bright electric light
Served to block my sight
When I came back to;
I didn’t see who
The – diplomat – was
Labouring his cause.
That circle of pain
Still my main complaint:
Some tiny, sick breaths
To control my stress…
When that hand came near
I moved through the fear
Felt my teeth sink in
And…
Adrenalin…
Broke the flimsy chair,
Spoilt his gelled up hair,
Untied both my wrists
Let fly with my fists.
Lackeys stood no chance
As my rage advanced.
Then I fled that scene
In their limousine.
I see the first piece as a Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote scenario, and the second more as a Michael Westen from Burn Notice type scrape to get into?!
What TV programmes did they make you think of? Let me know in the comments 😉
[Last pic is from here]
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November 22nd, 2019 at 8:21 am
The Avengers! Very long ago – I don’t watch much of this sort of thing nowadays.
November 23rd, 2019 at 12:02 am
Classic 😉 Dame Diana Rigg was Chancellor of Stirling Uni when I was there – she presented me with my degree!